Microsoft Office Lullaby

[This was originally posted at http://timstall.dotnetdevelopersjournal.com/microsoft_office_lullaby.htm]

Somehow, after having three kids, I started singing this kind of lullaby (sung to the classic theme "Hush little baby"):

Hush little baby, don't say a word, Daddy's going to teach you Microsoft Word.

And if that MS Word does not spell, then Daddy's going to teach you Microsoft Excel

And if that Excel doesn't save the day, then Daddy's going to teach you VBA

And if VBA doesn't hit the mark, then Daddy's going to teach you how to program C#.