Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Developer Jokes

[This was originally posted at http://timstall.dotnetdevelopersjournal.com/developer_jokes.htm]

Here are two developer jokes, just for laughs. I can't remember where I heard these:

Interviews: A confident college grad is interviewing at a software company. When asked what sort of compensation he's looking for, the grad suggests a 6 figure salary, 5 weeks time off, and free tuition for a masters degree.

"No problem," replied the boss, "We even give you your own company car."

"Really, are you kidding?" asked the grad.

"Well, no... but you started it."


Time sheets: A manager was staffing for a new consulting project, and insisted that he needed a developer with at least 15 years industry experience. When he found himself staffed with a young kid, barely out of college, he told his director "You must have made a mistake, this guy is just a kid, but I need someone senior".

"Oh," his director replied, "my bad, I determined his age from the amount of hours he logged in his timesheet."


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